Sunday, 28 January 2007

Teacher jokes

Why are English teachers being used for laboratory experiments instead of white mice?

There are three reasons:

One-Availability: White mice are hard to come by, whereas English teachers are a penny a dozen.
Two- Higiene: White mice are dirty, untidy animals. Conversely, English teachers rarely fail to clean up their own"mess".
Three- Disposition: There are certain things which white mice simply refuse to do...

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