Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, 1 February 2007

Monday, 29 January 2007

Sunday, 28 January 2007

Teacher jokes

Why are English teachers being used for laboratory experiments instead of white mice?

There are three reasons:

One-Availability: White mice are hard to come by, whereas English teachers are a penny a dozen.
Two- Higiene: White mice are dirty, untidy animals. Conversely, English teachers rarely fail to clean up their own"mess".
Three- Disposition: There are certain things which white mice simply refuse to do...

Friday, 26 January 2007

Mad Cow Disease!!

How can you tell a healthy cow from a cow suffering from Mad Cow Disease? Check it here!!

Thanks, Carlos, for your suggestion. Hope you'll like this one!!